| How do you get a twinkle in a blondes' eye? Shine a flashlight in her ear. | ||
| Why do blondes like tilt steering? More head room. | ||
| What do you call a blonde with a loonie on her head? All you can eat for under a buck. | ||
| How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave. | ||
| How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves? Fell out of the tree. | ||
| She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. . | ||
| She thought a quarterback was a refund. | ||
| She tripped over the cordless phone. | ||
| She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. | ||
| She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk". | ||
| She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept | ||
| When she saw the sign in front of the YMCA, she said, "Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!". | ||
| At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius. | ||
| She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night. | ||
| If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless | ||
| When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved. | ||
 |
|
|