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Transportation
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MY
FATHER
an airline
pilot, was the captain on the flight out of Cape Town which
my grandparents and I took after a holiday in the city. We were
seated in the cockpit with my father when he suddenly turned
to my grandmother, who was seated behind him, and told her to
look at the beautiful view. Grandmother replied,
”Don’t worry about the view, Barry.
Just watch where you’re going!”
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The
Wine-ding Road
A
man and a woman got in a car wreck. Fortunately, no one was
hurt. The woman said to the man, "Since
we are both okay, we should celebrate. I have a bottle of wine
in my car, let's open it."
She
got the bottle out of the car and handed it to the man. The
man took a big drink and then handed it over to the woman, who
closed the bottle and put it down. The man asked,
"Aren't you going
to take a drink?" The
woman cleverly replied,
"No, I think
I'll just wait for the cops to get here."
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