07-03-2002

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The quantity of consonants in the
English language is absolutely constant.
If consonants are omitted in one geographic area, they turn up in another.
When a Bostonian “pahks” his “cah”,
the lost r’s migrate southwest, causing a Texan to
“warsh” his car and invest in “erl wells.”