"I'm ashamed of the way we live,"
a young wife said to her lazy husband who refused to find a job.
"My father pays our rent.
My mother buys all of our food.
My sister buys our clothes.
My aunt bought us a car.
I'm just so ashamed."
The husband rolled over on the couch.
"You *should* be ashamed," he agreed.
"Those two worthless brothers of yours never give us a cent."