The Chicken is G - ood....

A guy was at a restaurant and couldn't figure out what to get, so he asked the waiter whom he knew, "What do you recommend, Henri?"

"Well, today our special is chicken on a bed of wild rice with green beans almondine and a nice side salad, with a succulent shrimp cocktail and your choice of beverage and dessert."

"That sounds great. How is the chicken repared?"

"We break it to him very gently and tell him it's nothing personal!"